Holy shit!
“When did Troma films start producing work safety videos?” That is the question you might ask yourself after watching the video below. The numerous gore effects are so poorly executed that it reaches that level of Troma D-quality movie making.
I just wish the terrible song attached to the video was replaced by some sort of internet remix. I feel like I need to be sitting in a dark basement strung out just listening to it.
Let this video be a lesson to men and women everywhere. If you cheat on your significant other and you want to confess, this is NOT how you do it.
The video is verbally not safe for work, so keep those headphones on
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I don’t want to go into how this young boy’s super powers work. The photo explains it all. It’s not the prettiest first step forward in evolution, but DAMN IT, IT’S A STEP FORWARD NONE THE LESS!
How does a person get attention on YouTube? Well this man seems to think building a machete slingshot and demonstrating its deadly power should do the trick. The video is up to 62k view on YouTube as I post this, so I guess it’s working.
I mean, I get kind of upset too when they run out of toys…but God damn.
Thanks, Ashley! And just for good measure: pregnant bitches, pit bulls, and hood rats, oh my!
Makes me wonder what the Guinness world record is for the most toothpicks in one man’s beard. TO GOOGLE SEARCH I GO! *woosh*
Hmmm, no solid results came up. I DECLARE THIS MAN THE RECORD BREAKER BY LACK OF CONTENDING SEARCH RESULTS!
Apparently this is the new hotness all the cool kids are participating in these days. I would do it, but man, dog-boards are really expensive.
Created by Daniel Scheinert and Daniel Kwan.
These will probably be a collector’s item sometime in the near future. Time to go setup some Ebay search filters…
Source: Colette Bennett via FB.